Mr. Hoo is not an aviator nor an astronaut.  He is neither ambidextrous nor anectdotal.

 

He is not a beagle nor a bridge jumper.  He is neither beige nor belligerent.

 

He is not a caveman nor a calligrapher.  He is neither claustrophobic nor cantankerous.

 

He is not a diva nor a debutante.  He is neither distorted nor delirious.

 

He is not an emperor nor an entomologist.  He is neither exclusive nor epic.

 

He is not a florist nor a flautist.  He is neither fastidious nor feral.

 

More letters coming soon!

 

Find out more about Mr. Hoo at his own little slice of the world wide web.

 

(But in case you were wondering, his real name is Jeff Inlay, and he's a full time musician and music educator.  If you want to bring him to your school, or take guitar or ukulele lessons, check out his website.)